Agar kisi ki buri baat bhi tumhe achhi 😊 lagne lage to bhai vo pyaar ❤ nahi,
bas tum pakke besharm 😌 ban gay ho..
Hamare yaha papa 👨 ki 👸 pariyo,
ke pankh repair 🔧 kiye jate hai..
Dharti 🌎 sunhari ambar ☁ nila,
meri vali 👸 ka skrue hai dhila..
Roti 😭 thi rulati thi, hansti thi hansathi ☺ thi,
mujhe kya pata 😕 tha, chutiya 😈 banati thi..
Maine 💁 kaha free hoke message 📲 karna,
nikamma 😏 itna free ho gaya ki block 🚫 karna pada..
Single hone ka dukh 😞 to tab hua jab, tave jaise shakal vala mera dost 😈 bola,
thodi der 🕐 chup ho ja, meri girlfriend 👸 ka phone📞 aa raha hai..
Nadaan 😊 bahut nadaan,
phir aate hai facebook 📱 par sachha ✨ pyaar ❤ dhundhne 👀 vale..
Ban ja tu 👸 meri 👫 raani,
tenu chai ☕ pila 😋 dunga..
Jab kismat kharab ho to hath mai IPhone 📲 hone pai bhi koi ladki 👰 nahi puchti,
aur kuch kamine Oppo/vivo rakhkar bhi 👯 dazano pata tete hai..
Jab behad pyaar ❤ ho chuka 😍 tha,
tab usne 👱 bataya ki yeh DP meri nahi ☝ hai..
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