Can I borrow a kiss… I promise I’ll give it back.”
I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
Time is precious waste it wisely.##
IT’S VERY DIFFICULT TO B GREAT. LOSERS PROVE THIS POINT CONTINUOUSLY.
He Is Very Poor Because He Have Only Money..Cool
I FELT LIKE AN ANIMAL, & ANIMALS DON’T KNOW SIN, DO THEY?
YU CAN’T BURN ME.
I DON’T NEED A HAIR STYLIST, MY PILLOW GIVES ME A NEW HAIRSTYLE EVERY MRNG ..
I’M SORRY THAT IM NOT UPDATING MY FACEBOOK STATUS, MY CAT ATE MY MOUSE.
Always smiling, because yur smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile please…!!
Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.
BUY MY ALARM CLOCK & YOU WILL SLEEP SOUNDLY.
Your looks don’t make u Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful.
The best dreams happen when eyes are opend,,
In “Success” all depends on the 2nd letter.
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Sunday, please fix it !
Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!!
After Monday & Tuesday, even calendar says W T F..(Whtsap,Fb,Twitr)
#People with status don’t need status.. #
I’ll hit u so hard even GOOGLE wan’t able to find you
I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. ..They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete…!!
When i was born..DEVIL said..”Oh Shit..!!!! Competition
I’m not failed… my success is just postponed.
We all r born to die don’t feel more special than me,,
The only way to do great work is to love what u do.
Every problem comes with some solution. …..If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then u have to play better than anyone else.
Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, u must keep moving.
Math Rule-: If it seems easy, you are doing it wrong.
When I was born. Devil said,”Oh Shit! Competition!!!”
I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!
Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.!!
Save water & drink beer…cool..
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