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Hath pe ghadi koyi bhi Badi ho…. Lekin waqt apna hona chahiye”

Mat Dekh hasina muje tu yu “Haste-Haste”Mere kamine Dosto ne dekh liya to kahenge
“Bhabhi Namastey-Namastey” ??

Dunia me SirF 2 Chize hi MasHoor Hai,Mera Style OR Mere GF Ki SmiLe….

Teri Pic dekh kar Zamana Ruk Jata hai,Par meri Pic dekh kar Zamana Jhuk jata hai!!

Dil Te Lagi Sat da Te Vigde Hoye Sau JAtt da . . Beeba Ilaaz Koi Na..!!

Shukar MaaN Ke Maine tere se kabi ‘Mulaakat’ Nhi Ki, WarNaa Tere DiL Ko to TerE KhilaaF Krr DeTa….

Mai apne ghar ke sanskaro ko manta hu ,warna tujhe kab ki teri aukaT dikha di hoTi!!..

Pasand aaya to Dil me rakhta hu, Nahi to to Dimag me bhi nhi.”

I don’t hate Peoples ,I just love Peoples who loves me.

Desi jeha Jatt c brandy ho gya _Tere piche lag ke trendy ho gya..!!!

Bikne wale bahot hai, Jao Kharid lo, Par hum ‘Kimat’ se nhi ‘Kisamat’ se mila karte hai.”

Baat’ bhi unhi ki hoti hai, Jinme koi ‘Baat’ hoti hai.!!

Meri Soch aur Meri Pahechaan, Dono hi teri aukaat se bahar hai.!!

Sher khud apni takat se Raja hota hai, Jangal mein Voting nhi hote.”

Hathiar to shok ke leyi rakha karte hai ,, #Khoof ke liye to naam hi kafi hai…

Tum Zindagi mein aa gye ho to ye khyal rakhna, Hum ‘Jaan’ de dete hai par ‘Jaane’ nahi dete.”

Maana ki teri ek aawaj se bhid ho jati hai, Lekin hum bhi kuch kam nhi, Hmari ek aawaj se puri bhid bikhar jati hai.”